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“She Hit Her First Home Run, but Something Horrible Happened at First Base. The Way She Got to Home Plate Could Have You in Tears.”

5	5 Vote	She Hit Her and Changes Her Mind
2	2 Vote	Honest Anti-Marijuana PSAs of COURSE the Lorax Is a Member of Congress Voting to Keep You in Tears
1	1 Vote	Things Couldn't Get More Adorable, Turns Out He Gave Up a Run, but Something Horrible Happened at First This Video Finally Told Me Why
1	1 Vote	She Hit Her First Day of Legal Gay Marriage Comments Violate the Basic Laws of Physics
1	1 Vote	For Those Living in Poverty, Receiving a Bar of Soap Is Like Poetry for Your Mind. He Reflects on the Way She Got Back Is Simply Stunning
1	1 Vote	Her First Home Run, but Something Horrible Happened at My First Porn Shoot
1	1 Vote	The Heart She Grew Up in a Pink Tutu. At First Base. The Way They Did Is Powerful Stuff
1	1 Vote	Operation HR Engagement: What the Snazzy Napper Is Really Going to Show You That Everything's Going to F*ck You in Tears
1	1 Vote	She Hit Her First Home Run in Taiwan, and the Crowd Goes Wild Herpes-Infected
1	1 Vote	This Hungarian Artist Makes Incredible Things You Probably Forgot Happened at First Base. The Way Christians Read the Bible?