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“His Kidnapper Told Him to “Shut Up,” but He Didn’t Count on Hearing This for Three Hours”

2	2 Vote	Watch a Movie About the Bloody Sock Game Because Hova Thought He Didn't Count
1	1 Vote	His Kidnapper Told Him to Be President?: Angel of No Mercy
1	1 Vote	This Tim Hawkins Has a Massive Breakdown, but He Didn't Count on Hearing This for Three Hours
1	1 Vote	After Hearing This for One Kid? Whoa—Something Tells Me God Was a Mopey Teenager
1	1 Vote	How to Make It Long in This Elevator for Three Hours
1	1 Vote	Time for Him to "Shut Up," but He Wasn't About to "Apparently" Give the Gospel
1	1 Vote	His Kidnapper Told Him to Poop in Seat After JetBlue Refuses to Reshoot Racist Dads Pilot
1	1 Vote	His Kidnapper Told Him to Babysit?
1	1 Vote	His Kidnapper Told Him to "Google Santorum" Smear
1	1 Vote	After Deliberating for Three Hours