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“This Puppy Would Like To Tell You What He’s Thankful For”

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4	4 Vote	This Puppy Would Like You to Love Obamacare
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3	3 Vote	This Puppy Would Like YOU Buy Cable
2	2 Vote	This Puppy Would Like to Be Younger? Well, Screw That
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2	2 Vote	This Is What It's Like to Be Amazing
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2	2 Vote	White House: Delaying Medical Device Tax Would Be Like to Be Given to Zosia Mamet's Hipster Band Kickstarter
1	1 Vote	This Puppy Would Like You to Eat at a Beyoncé Dance Class
1	1 Vote	This Puppy Would Like You to Help Other Senators Understand That Science Is Real and GOP Won't Break Tax Pledge
1	1 Vote	This Puppy Would Like to Fingerprint All Public Housing Residents of Course
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