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“Newly-discovered mammal is 'mix of house cat and a teddy bear'”

26	26 Vote	House Cat Reveals Its New Xenon-Ion Engine
5	5 Vote	House Cat Reveals Its Warm Secrets of Hubris and Humility
3	3 Vote	Newly-Discovered Mammal Is Mix of House Cat and a Cheerleader
2	2 Vote	An Actress and a Teddy Bear
1	1 Vote	Putin: Don't Mess With a Teddy Bear
1	1 Vote	Study the Happy Little Numbers With a Marker and a Teddy Bear
1	1 Vote	Mom: A Small Nervous Breakdown and a Teddy Bear
1	1 Vote	Newly-Discovered Mammal Is Mix of House Cat and a Gun Demonstration
1	1 Vote	The East Coast Rapist's Story, in His House After the Stamp Hike: Forever and a Teddy Bear
1	1 Vote	On Twitter, Documenting an Antarctic Journey and a Teddy Bear