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“Too fat to fly: 5,000 patients a year denied air ambulances for being too heavy”

32	32 Vote	Too Fat to Be Around Children Unsupervised
5	5 Vote	British Conservative Apologizes for Being Too heavy
2	2 Vote	Blogger Jailed for Being Too heavy
2	2 Vote	Police Shoot and Kill Someone for Being Too heavy
1	1 Vote	Newlyweds Murder Man for Being Too Heavy Weapons
1	1 Vote	Here's the Tense Moment When Anti-Immigration Protesters Realize They're Immigrants Too Fat
1	1 Vote	Rachel MADDOW IS CRAZY, TOO Fat Dancing Speedo Man Is Probably Against the Devil—Find Out Who Obama's Drug Pusher Was
1	1 Vote	Lara Logan Apologizes for Being Too heavy
1	1 Vote	Fired for Being Too heavy