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“Pennsylvania GOP State Rep. Hasn’t Signed Norquist Tax Pledge Because ‘I Have To Do What’s Right And What’s Fair’”

40	40 Vote	Pennsylvania GOP Senate Candidate Refuses to Marry a Goat
6	6 Vote	Pennsylvania GOP Senate Candidate Falsely Claims There Is Another Olsen Sister
2	2 Vote	Grover Norquist: Pink Unicorns Aren't Real and GOP Won't Break Tax Pledge Because "I Have Very Little Tolerance" for Them
1	1 Vote	State Rep. Hasn't Signed Norquist Tax Pledge Because "I Have to Kill the Claire Bear"
1	1 Vote	Ford Wants Nothing to Do What's Right and What's Fair