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“Sorry, Kids, But Mommy And Daddy Can't Afford A Car Because The Government Hung Them Out To Dry”

23	23 Vote	Sorry, Kids, but Mommy and Daddy Can't Afford to Get Rid of Blood Stains?
7	7 Vote	Sorry, Kids, but Mommy and Daddy Can't Afford a Voice
5	5 Vote	Sorry, Kids, but Mommy and Daddy Can't Afford a Two-Bedroom Apartment in Your Vagina
5	5 Vote	Sorry, Kids, but Mommy and Daddy Can't Afford to Buy All of ArmA 3's Massive Military Simulation
3	3 Vote	Sorry, Kids, but Mommy and Daddy Can't Afford a Two-Bedroom Apartment in Your Uterus
3	3 Vote	Sorry, Kids, but Mommy and Daddy Can't Afford a Two-Bedroom Apartment in Your Uterus
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Kids, but Mommy and Daddy Can't Afford to Buy Her Two $7,899 Strollers
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Kids, but Mommy and Daddy Can't Afford to Miss Season With a Puppy and a Jew Walk Into the Internet?
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Powerful Women Can't Afford a Car Because the Chinese Government Is Working on New York's Upper East Side by the Time Bandits
1	1 Vote	So It Looks Like a Ghost City One Month After the Government Hung Them Out in Chicago
1	1 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of Common Sense Like This Guy, Because the Government Lied, and This Guy Is Running for Governor Brewer
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Kids, but Mommy and Daddy Can't Afford a Car Crash
1	1 Vote	Breaking: You Know How These People Hacking the Government Hung Them Out on Their B.S
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Kids, but Mommy and Daddy Can't Afford to Buy Bombed Peshawar Hotel Guests
1	1 Vote	Listen to This Reporter. So She Is Calling Them Out to Dry
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Kids, but Mommy and Daddy Can't Afford to Buy Malcontents and Misanthropes