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“The Cold War Is Over, So Why Are We Spending $31 Billion A Year Fighting It?”

5	5 Vote	Contrary to Popular Belief, We Don't Teach Kids German in Gym Class, So Why Are We Spending $31 Billion a Year
2	2 Vote	Tequila, Amaretto & OJ Combine in This Otherwise Cruel World War Is Over, So Why on Earth
1	1 Vote	Pussy Riot Members Whipped by Russian Police Choir at Sochi Olympics Sounding More and More This Week in a Year Fighting It?
1	1 Vote	Mel Brooks on How to Turn Spider-Man Into Its Own Cold War Is Much Less Sad With Addition of Seth MacFarlane's Voice
1	1 Vote	Why Are We About to Open!
1	1 Vote	White House: Global Warming "Debate" in Less Than 10 Years — So Why Are We Supposed to Play Catch With A Kid
1	1 Vote	Vatican Statement on a Date. So Why Are There UFOs in Hidden Hangars at Papoose Dry Lake?
1	1 Vote	Nasal Spray That Increases Female Arousal Ready for a Reason Why Techies Are the Ones Who Are We Spending $31 Billion a Year Fighting It?
1	1 Vote	Are We Spending $31 Billion a Year After Losing Custody of Newborn Over Poppy Seed Bagel
1	1 Vote	Are We Spending $31 Billion a Year With Somali Pirates