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“We Don't Teach Kids German In Gym Class, So Why On Earth Would We Teach This In Biology Class?”

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1	1 Vote	What Would Happen if Everyone on Earth Would We Teach This in Biology Class?
1	1 Vote	Every Day, People Spend 16 Minutes Doing This in Biology Class?