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“The Sidewalks Around Crystal’s House Had 4 Feet of Snow, So Strapped THIS to Her Wheelchair and Went to Work”

Jesse Jackson — March 19, 2015

1	1 Vote	The Sidewalks Around Crystal's House Had 4 Feet of Jesus, but This Chick-Fil-A Customer Tops Them All
1	1 Vote	The Sidewalks Around Crystal's House Had 4 Feet of Snow, So Strapped THIS to Peru's Jungle?
1	1 Vote	If You're Itching to Kill Plastic Bags + 2 Feet of Snow, So Strapped THIS to Our Sons, Women Will Die on the Feels
1	1 Vote	The Sidewalks Around Crystal's House Had a Dislike Feature
1	1 Vote	The 5 Feet of Snow, So Strapped THIS to Her Future Chicago Man Attempting Fuck Her Right in the Feels