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2	2 Vote	Celebrate Friday by Sweeping the Floor With a Turkey Leg the Whole Time
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2	2 Vote	Jon Hamm Made Unwavering Eye Contact With a Raccoon
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2	2 Vote	Alec Baldwin Street Fight With a Prostitute
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2	2 Vote	Microsoft Turning Kinect Into a Force of Nature With a Definitive Nuh-Uh!
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