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3	3 Vote	Teacher Allegedly Had Sex With a 20-Week Abortion Ban
8	8 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Turkey Leg the Whole Time
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3	3 Vote	How to Shake Hands With a Deadly Weapon
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