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“Her Mom Taught Her How to Dial 911 When She Was Two. But No One Thought She’d Have to Use It for THIS Reason.”

Jesse Jackson — February 17, 2015

1	1 Vote	No One Thought She'd Have to Fart
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Dial 911 When He Sees His Shadow
1	1 Vote	She's Saving Handholding for Marriage—and He's Looking for This Reason