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“Now We Are Deploying Swarms of Autonomous Robots to Kill Jellyfish”

48	48 Vote	House VOTES TO Kill Jellyfish
7	7 Vote	Now We Know Who to Blame for Your Clitoris
6	6 Vote	Try to Kill Jellyfish
3	3 Vote	Now We Are Forcing Children to Compliment You With Cuteness
1	1 Vote	Dad Tries to Kill Jellyfish
1	1 Vote	Now We All Shall Squee
1	1 Vote	Now We All May Die