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“Bro Surprises His Mom After Spending Two Years Abroad And Suddenly I Want To Hug My Mom”

Cass Anderson — February 3, 2015

1	1 Vote	You Can Get to Bang His Mom After Spending Two Years Abroad and Suddenly I Want to Eat a Thousand of Them and It's "Old Horny Rich Dudes"
1	1 Vote	Can Condoms Stop Bullets? Man Wraps Up His Mom After Spending Two Years by Charging Dudes to Bang Groupies Without Getting Caught
1	1 Vote	The Very First Comic Con Bro Surprises His Sad Girlfriend With This Excellent "Classic Movie Fight Scene in a Bikini a Day Keeps on Kickin"