Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

Real Headline from

“Penis reattachment, and other winners from the 2013 Ig Nobel Awards”

64	64 Vote	Penis Reattachment, and Other Reasons to Drink More Wine
6	6 Vote	Penis Reattachment, and Other Lessons Nations Learn From Ted Mosby's Slutty Adventures?
6	6 Vote	Penis Reattachment, and Other Secrets About Mass Effect 2's Stolen Memory DLC Available Nowish
5	5 Vote	5 Life Lessons We Learned From Peter Dinklage's Reddit AMA About His Uncut Penis Reattachment
3	3 Vote	You're Ugly and Can't Do Shit About Your Penis Reattachment
3	3 Vote	Penis Reattachment, and Other Hot Sexy Bitches From Space WARS
3	3 Vote	Penis Reattachment, and Other Foes
2	2 Vote	The World's Largest Penis Reattachment
2	2 Vote	Remains of Missing Penis Reattachment
1	1 Vote	5 Realities of My Penis Reattachment
1	1 Vote	Penis Reattachment, and Other Amazing Titles
1	1 Vote	Banksy Calls Justin Bieber's Urinating Penis Reattachment
1	1 Vote	Penis Reattachment, and Other Stalling
1	1 Vote	Nobel-Winner Murray Gell-Mann Has a Detachable Penis Reattachment
1	1 Vote	DayZ Fans Sent Us Questions for Jon Hamm's Penis Reattachment
1	1 Vote	Here's a Glimpse Inside His Own Penis Reattachment
1	1 Vote	Penis Reattachment, and Other Spy Details From the Hobbit Photos of His Van … Do It!
1	1 Vote	Penis Reattachment, and Other Tales From Skincare's Big Scam
1	1 Vote	Our Toughest Question About the Murder of a Penis Reattachment
1	1 Vote	Debbie Rowe to Testify About MJ's Penis Reattachment