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“If You Use This Awful Racial Slur, You Should Probably Resign. Even If You Dine With Black People.”

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147	147 Vote	Pope Says You'll Get Into Heaven Faster if You Dine With Black People
8	8 Vote	Here's Why You Should Probably Resign. Even if Just for Talking About Eating Babies
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