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“Flying Spaghetti Monsters have been abducting humans since the 1950s”

7	7 Vote	Flying Spaghetti Monsters Have Been Raised From Blackbeard's Sunken Ship
2	2 Vote	Flying Spaghetti Monsters Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
1	1 Vote	Flying Spaghetti Monsters Have Been Able to Save Themselves
1	1 Vote	6 Things That Would Have Been Abducting Humans Since the Sequester
1	1 Vote	Flying Spaghetti Monsters Have Been Causing USB Disconnects
1	1 Vote	A Parachute Regiment of Mice Have Been Abducting Humans Since the Coup
1	1 Vote	Dinosaurs Used Feathers for Sex, Not Flying Spaghetti
1	1 Vote	Flying Spaghetti Monsters Have Been Frequent Tools of Policy. Just Ask Reagan