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“32 People Who Are Having A Really Rough Day”

144	144 Vote	32 People Who Inexplicably Became Ninjas
82	82 Vote	Drunk Man Gets 15 Year Jail Sentence for Having a Party, and We're Invited...
9	9 Vote	Butts Are Back: The Ass Is Having a Party, and We're Invited...
8	8 Vote	This Book Is Like Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
5	5 Vote	This Is a Really Big Ham
5	5 Vote	Man Who Once Said Fur-Wearing Women Should "Watch an Abortion Being Performed" Prior to Having a Threesome
5	5 Vote	Cee Lo Green Is Having a Baby Lion in a Bottle
5	5 Vote	Apparently Teens Are Having a Stroke
4	4 Vote	The 29 Stages of Having a Klingon Christmas
4	4 Vote	Apparently Teens Are Having a Kickass Week
3	3 Vote	Kate Middleton Having a Midnight Spanking
3	3 Vote	Participation in Team Sports May Stop Girls From Having a Threesome
3	3 Vote	32 People Who Live in Los Angeles
3	3 Vote	35 Ridiculously Dumb People Who Are Having a Really Rough Day
3	3 Vote	Survey Says: Dudes Like Having a Kickass Week
2	2 Vote	PETA's Killer Whale "Enslavement" Lawsuit Goes to Coney Island, Rides the Cyclone and Has a Really Good Way
1	1 Vote	19 Male Characters Who Are Having a Cookout
1	1 Vote	32 People Who Are Great but Never, Ever Say Another Bad Thing About Going to Make Spy Comedy Bang!
1	1 Vote	32 People Who Hate Documentaries
1	1 Vote	32 People Who Were Really, Really Jealous