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“Nielsen Media Research: We Count Everybody, Unless You're A Minority”

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2	2 Vote	Nielsen Media Research: We Count Everybody, Unless You're a Sinner, Man
2	2 Vote	Nielsen Media Research: We Count Everybody, Unless You're a Cunt, Harris
1	1 Vote	Nielsen Media Research: We Count Everybody, Unless You're Ridiculously Wealthy, I Have TERRIBLE AI
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1	1 Vote	It's Because You're a Minority