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43	43 Vote	The Kardashian Christmas Card Looks Like Wind Waker Wii U With Tons of Little Extras
5	5 Vote	Prince William Says Prince George Waves to the Wii U
5	5 Vote	Wii U to Run Government
4	4 Vote	Drug Helps People Forget About the Wii U
3	3 Vote	Wii U Tell Us About Weed
2	2 Vote	Texas "Garden of Eden" Owner Claims SWAT Raided Her Property Under Guise of a Wii U Mario and Mario Kart
2	2 Vote	The Room Getting a Price Drop, Also There Is a Musical
1	1 Vote	Wii U Getting a Bold New Costume... But Why?
1	1 Vote	There Is a DJ, and His Dog Noodles
1	1 Vote	"Massive Tool" Carson Daly Joins Today Show Gets a Sweet Red Wii U
1	1 Vote	Atari Reviving Ready 2 Rumble on Wii U