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“Keystone XL: As Long As You Don't Drink Water Or Walk On Land, You'll Be Fine”

365	365 Vote	Health Alert: Don't Drink Water or Walk on Land, You'll Be Fine
5	5 Vote	Men Walk on Land, You'll Be So Shocked
4	4 Vote	Soon You'll Be Fine
2	2 Vote	Getting Older Doesn't Suck as Much as You Don't Want Latinos to Vote
2	2 Vote	If You Don't Drink Water or Walk on Land, You'll Be So Interesting?
1	1 Vote	Sports Medicine Journal Reveals Our Childhood Coaches Tried to Walk on Land, You'll Be Fine
1	1 Vote	If You Don't Drink Water or Walk on Land, You'll Be Fine
1	1 Vote	Ready for Another Brutal Debt Ceiling Crisis. You'll Be Fine
1	1 Vote	The Real Reason You Don't Drink Water or Walk on Land, You'll Be Fine
1	1 Vote	You Don't Drink and Internet Sockpuppetry
1	1 Vote	You Don't Drink Water or Walk on Land, You'll Be Fine This season
1	1 Vote	You Don't Drink Water or Walk on Land, You'll Be Dead Soon - Carpe Diem
1	1 Vote	This Spring You'll Be Fine
1	1 Vote	Soon You'll Be Fine They Said