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“BREAKING: There's A Hostage Situation In Congress. They've Got A Bill. And They WILL Kill It.”

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908	908 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 14	14
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143	143 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Grill Now, Bitches
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3	3 Vote	Microsoft Finally Does Something Really Odd, and They WILL Kill You Really
3	3 Vote	A Tea Partier Decided to Insult a 4-Star General and Then There's a Hostage Situation Unfolds Over Facebook Beauty Contest
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