Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

Real Headline from

“Santorum Implicitly Concedes Need For Obamacare: Says His Special Needs Child Took Up Much Of His Income”

21	21 Vote	Santorum Implicitly Concedes Need for Speed
4	4 Vote	Wall Street "Wolf" Says His Special Needs Child Took Up Much of His SPACE NACHOS
3	3 Vote	Special Needs Child Took Up Two Parking Spots
1	1 Vote	Santorum Implicitly Concedes Need for Speed Movie Remakes
1	1 Vote	This Is What I Learned From Katy Perry Blows THOUSANDS on Strippers After Super Bowl Ad That You CAN Invest in the Memory of His Income
1	1 Vote	Santorum Implicitly Concedes Need for "Open Carry" Gun Law Due to Threat From Wild Turkeys
1	1 Vote	Renowned Escape Artist to Jump on Top of His Income
1	1 Vote	Thursday Night Throwdown 12/09: Need for Obamacare: Says His Special Needs Compete in Mental Olympics