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“Dear God, Help Me, I'm Trying to Get 10,000 Digital Han Solo Cards”

Germain Lussier on io9, shared Riley MacLeod to Kotaku — August 5, 2020

2	2 Vote	Dear God, Help Me, I'm Trying to Get His Knees Dirty
2	2 Vote	Dear God, Help Me, I'm Trying to Crush a Prominent Climate Lawyer—and Maybe the World Of
1	1 Vote	So Help Me, I'm Trying to Kill Us Again
1	1 Vote	Dear God, Help Me, I'm Trying to Put an End to the Experts
1	1 Vote	Dear God, Help Me, I'm Trying to Force People Into Statues