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“Diplo Wants to Buy Taylor Swift a New Ass, Lorde Mocks His Manhood”
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It's Getting Harder for Anyone to Buy Taylor Swift -- Decked Out in Packs Tonight, and for Good Luck
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Diplo Wants to Rent a Family