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“Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Huddled Masses — As Long As They Don't, You Know, Reproduce”

5	5 Vote	Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
4	4 Vote	Follow Six Medical Students as They Don't, You Know, Reproduce
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3	3 Vote	Deep Magic Brings Exotic Spells and Wizard Schools to Your Annoyingly Optimistic Friends, Then Laugh as They Don't, You Know, Reproduce
2	2 Vote	The Boy Scout Motto to Be, You Know, Reproduce
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1	1 Vote	Dread and Dispair Among Greeks as They Don't, You Know, Reproduce
1	1 Vote	Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Huddled Masses — as Long as They Are No Surprise
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1	1 Vote	North Carolina Supreme Court Rejects Challenge to Show Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
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1	1 Vote	Wouldn't It Be Nice If, You Know, Reproduce
1	1 Vote	Just Leave It to Be, You Know, Reproduce
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