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“He Cried For A Week When His Parents Left Him. It Was For His Own Good. For As Long As It'd Last.”

1	1 Vote	He Cried for a Plot
1	1 Vote	He Cried for a Year, an American's Longest Journey
1	1 Vote	I Doubt His Parents Left Him. It Was 2 Kids, I Was Impressed. But Then He Was in Tears (Of Joy)
1	1 Vote	He Cried for a Birthday Card From Her BY THE Ghost of Foghorn Leghorn Speaks of Unrequited Crushes by Connie Sun Kil