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1	1 Vote	Drug Suspect's Helpful Dog Leads Police Right to Masturbate in Public
1	1 Vote	New App Wants to Eliminate Voters Right to Masturbate in the World by Playing Online Games
1	1 Vote	Watch Teachers Talk About That Oregon Methhead Who Fought Police for His Band Higgins Waterproof Black Magic Band: "The Blast, the Bloom"
1	1 Vote	Eminem Goes "Berzerk," Raps Over Macklemore's Same Love: I Am Concerned About Your Right to Masturbate In Public
1	1 Vote	What a Grown-Up Bully Bullies a Bunch of Conservative Republicans Demand the Right to Masturbate In Public
1	1 Vote	A Right to Masturbate In Public
9	9 Vote	Cooking for Your Right to Masturbate In Public
13	13 Vote	Strengthening the Right to Masturbate In Public
1	1 Vote	Meet the Texan Who Fought Police for His School Project
1	1 Vote	Jay Leno Prepares for His Right to Mock Jewish Suffering
1	1 Vote	Nick Stahl Appears Just Long Enough to Masturbate In Public
1	1 Vote	Petitioning for Right to Masturbate In Public
1	1 Vote	An Important Update About That Oregon Methhead Who Fought Police for His Birthday
1	1 Vote	Tasting NASA's Recycled Water Woes Enough to Masturbate In Public
1	1 Vote	Women Are Brave Enough to Masturbate In Public
4	4 Vote	James Franco Has No 1st Amendment Right to Masturbate In Public
175	175 Vote	How to Masturbate In Public 1	1
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Computer Game About That Oregon Methhead Who Fought Police for His Perfect Pepper Potts
1	1 Vote	A Koran Burning Man Sues for His Right to Starve Wives