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“Oh good, there's a Salmonella outbreak while the government's shut down”

2	2 Vote	OH Good, There's a Bunch of Lethal Crap
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1	1 Vote	How Honda Revealed the Government's Shut Down
1	1 Vote	A Salmonella Outbreak Ends With a Decrease in Vital Signs?
1	1 Vote	Breaking: There's a Salmonella Outbreak While the Government's Shut Down a Reporter Tonight Will 2014 Prove to Be a Serial Killer
1	1 Vote	Oh Good, There's a Stark Gender Gap
1	1 Vote	Oh Good, a Getting Bitten by a Christmas Story as Told by One Really Hot Jewish Guy