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“Bear attempts to take on a cat”

2	2 Vote	Bear Attempts to Slow the Spread of Dengue
1	1 Vote	And Now, a Polar Bear Attempts
165	165 Vote	Bear Attempts to Eat First Non-Cinnabon Meal in Weeks
108	108 Vote	Bear Attempts to Talk About Welfare Fraud
34	34 Vote	Bear Attempts to Confiscate Chewbacca Actor's Light Saber-Shaped Cane
119	119 Vote	Bear Attempts to Smuggle Fuckton of Cocaine Inside Her Breast Implants 1	1
5	5 Vote	Bear Attempts to Kill Himself
8	8 Vote	Getting Married on a Cat