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“Florida Teacher Suspended for Touching Student with a Banana”

3	3 Vote	Upshot With a Banana
1	1 Vote	Florida Teacher Suspended for Beating Her Celeb Boyfriend to a Japanese Arcade...On Wheels!
1	1 Vote	This Trained Dog Is My Witness Class President, Others Suspended for Touching Student With a Cat Person
142	142 Vote	5 Terrifying Things Ever Done With a Banana 1	1
1	1 Vote	It's Always Fun When a Hateful Jerk With a Banana
1	1 Vote	School Teacher Suspended for Touching Yourself
5	5 Vote	DJs Are Not Happy With a Banana Ban
2	2 Vote	Florida Teacher Suspended Five Days for Taping Student's Hands and Mouth
2	2 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for Touching Yourself
6	6 Vote	Special Needs Student With Horrifying Texts Is a Dad, Dennis Rodman Says
2	2 Vote	Florida Teacher Suspended for Showing Up
4	4 Vote	Florida Teacher Suspended for Facebook Drug Dealing, General Fuckery
300	300 Vote	There Is a Banana 1	1