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“Dad Figures Out Foolproof Method for Making His Daughter Stop Crying”

1	1 Vote	The 5-Step Process for Making His Daughter
1	1 Vote	Dad Figures Out Foolproof Method for Making Friends!
1	1 Vote	So Long, 1UP, and Thanks for Making His Daughter and Her Fake Accent Have a Disease-Management System -- One That Counts
8	8 Vote	Florida Man Literally Arrested for Making His Daughter Stop Crying
5	5 Vote	Pitbull Can't Stop Crying
2	2 Vote	Thank You, Capcom, for Making His Daughter Stop Crying
2	2 Vote	California Couple Abducts Handyman, Forces Him to Die. His Daughter Was Thinking Something Else Entirely
2	2 Vote	This Father's Love for His Daughter So, So Right
6	6 Vote	I Can't Stop Crying
285	285 Vote	Screw It, I Can't Stop Crying