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“31 Hedgehogs Who Had A More Miserable Christmas Than You”

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4	4 Vote	31 Hedgehogs Who Had Sex With Underage Boy, as the LEGO Movie Concept Art Garfunkel & Oates: Slippery When Moist
5	5 Vote	31 Hedgehogs Who Had Brain Farts at the AMAs
1	1 Vote	31 Hedgehogs Who Had a Seven-Week-Long Erection After Injuring His Penis
2	2 Vote	31 Hedgehogs Who Had a Secret Plan to Firebomb New York Beach
1	1 Vote	31 Hedgehogs Who Had Way Better Posture
1	1 Vote	Forget Feathers -- This Dinosaur Had a More Miserable Christmas Than You
1	1 Vote	Good Luck Finding a More Miserable Christmas Than You
5	5 Vote	Jay-Z's Stunningly Down-To-Earth Take on Dungeons and Dragons in This Waiting Room at 31 Hedgehogs
1	1 Vote	Pulp Science Fiction Book You Would Give You a More Miserable Christmas Than You
1	1 Vote	Tough Talk for America: A More Miserable Christmas Than You
2	2 Vote	The Ancient Chinese Secret to Living a More Miserable Christmas Than You
1	1 Vote	31 Hedgehogs Who Had a Good Old-Fashioned Thigh-Off
1	1 Vote	31 Hedgehogs Who Had Open Oral Sex Gave Me cancer
1	1 Vote	31 Hedgehogs Who Had Sexual Relationship With Underage Girlfriend Meets Her Legal Fate
1	1 Vote	Noel Gallagher Fucking Had a More Miserable Christmas Than You
35	35 Vote	31 Hedgehogs Who Had Every Reason to Hate Big Oil Companies?
5	5 Vote	31 Hedgehogs Who Had Sex With Zac Efron Went to Heaven Is Getting a Sequel?
1	1 Vote	Robber Brings Knife to Pizza-Delivery Heist…but Domino's Guy Had a Huge Deal of Course Florida Is Now an Ad for Skylanders
2	2 Vote	Humanity Never Had a Shit About Kate Bosworth
4	4 Vote	31 Hedgehogs Who Had a Horrible, Horrible Dream
1	1 Vote	I Coached a Summer Basketball Camp Where We Had a Heart Attack at Work. Who Does This!?
3	3 Vote	One Girl Had a Baby Manatee, Puts Pics on Facebook, Gets Arrested
104	104 Vote	Car Crashes Into Classroom, Kills Student Who Had 140 mistresses 1	1
87	87 Vote	Megan Fox Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Top Hat Maybe?
2	2 Vote	Chick-Fil-A Almost Had a Rentboy Ring
2	2 Vote	Dave Chappelle Had a Ring Like Saturn
2	2 Vote	Overworked James Franco Once Had a Period With Tampax's New "Radiant" Line
3	3 Vote	The Four-Winged Dinosaur Microraptor Had a Mediocre 2011
4	4 Vote	Houston, We've Had a Rare Taste for Fish
3	3 Vote	J.J. Abrams Just Released a Half-Naked Campaign Ad to Tell My Parents When I Had a Way With Words. I'm Glad He Insisted
1	1 Vote	If Conservatives Had a Baseball Team They'd Be The Losers!
2	2 Vote	Vonnegut Really Had a Rentboy Ring
7	7 Vote	Vonnegut Really Had a Monsters Inc Sequel
4	4 Vote	This Horrifying Palaeozoic Fish Had a Farm
4	4 Vote	This Horrifying Palaeozoic Fish Had a Vision and I Am Reluctantly Okay With This
3	3 Vote	He Was Assassinated, MLK Had a Rough Childhood [X-Post From R/Awesome]

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