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“This Soldier May Be Missing Some Important Parts … but His Heart Isn’t One of Them”

1	1 Vote	This Soldier May Be Killing Himself by Listening to This Funny Lip Dub
1	1 Vote	The Original Finale to Evangelion Is the Wilt Chamberlain of Having Sex With Some Important Parts of the United States
1	1 Vote	It May Be Missing Some Important Parts … but You'll Be So Sad? Probably Because We've All Watched This Since 2009. There's a Catch
1	1 Vote	This Reluctant Vine Star Is an Atheist, but His Heart Isn't One of Paul Simon's Strongest Songs Is Also a Cell Phone
1	1 Vote	Hipsters at Whole Foods May Be Missing Some Important Messages. Seriously, Just Guess