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“Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Elf On the Fucking Shelf”
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Your Head, Your Head Is on the Fucking Shelf
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Song of the Fucking Shelf
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"DWI" Death-Crash Cop Smashed His Own Island and Lives There With His Parents in Which I Am the Fucking Shelf
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TV on the Fucking Shelf