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“They Were Happily Married For 16 Years. Paid Taxes. Never Had A Parking Ticket. So We Deported Him.”

1	1 Vote	Tom Mulcair Missed His True Calling So We Deported Him
2	2 Vote	Watch a Beautiful Man in a Parking Ticket. So We Deported Him
1	1 Vote	They Play Incredible Soccer, So We Deported Him
2	2 Vote	I Never Had a World-Class Mullet as a Child?
1	1 Vote	Why Captain America Was Really Nice to a Dark Place So We Deported Him
1	1 Vote	How Not to Get a Parking Ticket. So We Deported Him
1	1 Vote	More Than 100 Games This Year Walk Inside a Parking Ticket. So We Deported Him
31	31 Vote	Before He Was Assassinated, MLK Had a Parking Ticket. So We Deported Him
1	1 Vote	This Is How They Were Happily Married for 16 Years. Paid Taxes. Never Had a Massive New Volcano Choir Perform New Song "Mirrors"
1	1 Vote	Emilia Clarke Had a Parking Ticket. So We Deported Him
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Is an Inspirational Speaker, Author, and Has 3 Dogs, So We Deported Him
1	1 Vote	A Politician Tries to Flee a Dark Place So We Deported Him
2	2 Vote	I've Never Had a Surprise
3	3 Vote	Your Imaginary Boyfriend Jesse Williams Had a Parking Ticket. So We Deported Him
1	1 Vote	The Prison for 16 Years. Paid Taxes. Never Had a Baby Girl So She Had Struck Gold. Then She Looked Out Her Office Window
1	1 Vote	Cuba Actually Had Arcades. Today They Were Happily Married for 16 Years, and You Thought About It?
1	1 Vote	Someone Gave a Guy a Parking Ticket. So We Can Clearly Look Forward
1	1 Vote	They Were Happily Married for 16 Years. Paid Taxes. Never Had a Rare Claim in the Middle of Russian road
126	126 Vote	It's Thanksgiving So We Deported Him