Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

Real Headline from

“Your baby could be leaving DNA in your brain”

1	1 Vote	Your Baby a 900 Foot Giant Bomb
1	1 Vote	The Galaxy Could Be Leaving DNA in Your Pocket or Are You Doing?
15	15 Vote	This Robotic Jellyfish Could Be Leaving DNA in Your Kitchen
3	3 Vote	Your Baby Could Be in Huge Trouble in Other Countries
1	1 Vote	2013's Solar Maximum Could Be the Senator We All Share Your Baby a Small Penis Pump
1	1 Vote	Your Baby in 1901
1	1 Vote	Never Thought Bigots Could Be Leaving DNA in Your Hometown?
2	2 Vote	Your Baby in a Jar
1	1 Vote	Testicle-Biting Fish Could Be Leaving DNA in Your Fiction
181	181 Vote	Your Baby Could Be Lethal
2	2 Vote	Your Baby Could Be Executed
7	7 Vote	Your Baby Is Popping Bottles All Night
3	3 Vote	Your Baby Is Still a Horrific Reality Show
5	5 Vote	Your Baby Is Already Water Skiing
99	99 Vote	Your Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
5	5 Vote	New Medical Technique: Superglue Your Baby for Life
225	225 Vote	Your Baby Is Totally Dumb