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“Your baby could be leaving DNA in your brain”

225	225 Vote	Your Baby Is Totally Dumb
180	180 Vote	Your Baby Could Be Lethal
99	99 Vote	Your Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
15	15 Vote	This Robotic Jellyfish Could Be Leaving DNA in Your Kitchen
7	7 Vote	Your Baby Is Popping Bottles All Night
5	5 Vote	Your Baby Is Already Water Skiing
5	5 Vote	New Medical Technique: Superglue Your Baby for Life
3	3 Vote	Your Baby Could Be in Huge Trouble in Other Countries
3	3 Vote	Your Baby Is Still a Horrific Reality Show
2	2 Vote	Your Baby in a Jar
2	2 Vote	Your Baby Could Be Executed
1	1 Vote	Your Baby a 900 Foot Giant Bomb
1	1 Vote	The Galaxy Could Be Leaving DNA in Your Pocket or Are You Doing?
1	1 Vote	2013's Solar Maximum Could Be the Senator We All Share Your Baby a Small Penis Pump
1	1 Vote	Your Baby in 1901
1	1 Vote	Never Thought Bigots Could Be Leaving DNA in Your Hometown?
1	1 Vote	Testicle-Biting Fish Could Be Leaving DNA in Your Fiction