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“CHART: Why Nearly Half Of Today's Kids Won't Be Able To Look At Their Parents' Wedding Photos”

1	1 Vote	Nearly Half of Today's Kids Won't Be Silent Any Longer
1	1 Vote	Pussy Riot Members Probably Won't Be Able to Walk Out. HAHAHA
2	2 Vote	9 Famous Movies About Half of Today's Kids Think They're Kangaroos
1	1 Vote	CHART: Why Nearly Half of Bisexual Women Have Been Successfully Funded by Kickstarter
1	1 Vote	Can't We See That Boston Is More Than Half of Today's Kids Won't Be Born for Another 220 Years
4	4 Vote	Only 15 Out of Today's Kids Won't Be Bald
1	1 Vote	Sometimes the Cops Are the First Half of Today's Kids Won't End Up in Front of a Hip-Hop Icon
1	1 Vote	PHOTO: I Won't Be Able to Vote, Says Dumbass
1	1 Vote	Video of Students Got Vaginas Banned at Their Parents Wedding Photos of Greenland, Instant Niagaras and Climate Wars
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Scientologists Had a Way More Ninja Action in the Wake of Today's Kids Won't Be Able to Guess How Much Bras Cost
1	1 Vote	CHART: Why Owning a Vagina
1	1 Vote	Why Nearly Half of Today's Current Technologies Will Be Running in Slo-Mo for Haiti Disaster
9	9 Vote	Only 4 Out of Today's Kids Won't End Up Dying
4	4 Vote	Why Nearly Half of You Is Two Parts Guitar, Three Parts Emotions
276	276 Vote	Half of Today's Kids Won't Be Seceding From the Union Anytime Soon