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“SNL Would Like to Reassure You That This Fast Food Chicken Mascot Will Probably Not Murder Your Children”
Matthew Dessem — March 10, 2019
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What It's Like to Reassure You That America Sucks
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SNL Would Like to Be Full of Theater Kid Sensuality