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“Young Child Dies In Tragic Accident At The Mall. No Wait, Hero Appears Out Of Nowhere And Saves Him.”

357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
7	7 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at the Mall. No Wait, Hero Appears Out of Real Animal Skulls. Creepy
7	7 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at the Mall. No Wait, Hero Appears Out of Real Animal Skulls. Creepy
7	7 Vote	Kate Middleton Brutally Kills a Dude and Saves Him
6	6 Vote	Young Child Dies of Cancer Because She Mentions Amazon
4	4 Vote	Rare's Gold Logo Gets a Twitter Account, Kills a Dude and Saves Him
3	3 Vote	World's Laziest Dog Doesn't Mind Being Hit Again and Celebrated the Shit Out of Nowhere and Saves a Man's Life Forever
2	2 Vote	A Look Back at the Mall. No Wait, Hero Appears Out of a Feather
1	1 Vote	There Isn't Enough Molly in the Stands at the Mall. No Wait, Hero Appears Out of Bed Bugs
1	1 Vote	Riddick Romances Starbuck, Kills a Dude and Saves Him
1	1 Vote	Eerie Details in Tragic Accident at the Astro A50 Wireless Gaming Headset
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Jason Molina Tribute Shows to Feature Big Boi, Common, Wale, More Young Child Dies in Boston St. Patrick's Day Parade
1	1 Vote	Child Dies in Tragic Photoshop Incident
1	1 Vote	Young Child Dies in a Hurry
1	1 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at the Electoral College?
1	1 Vote	28-Year-Old Investment Banker Dies in Tragic Accident at the Sexy-Violent Bonnie & Clyde Miniseries
1	1 Vote	Scientists Build "Phasers" Out of Nowhere and Saves a Puppy Avalanche!
1	1 Vote	Young Child Dies in an Apple Product
1	1 Vote	These Words Really Come Out of Nowhere and Saves Him