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“He Had a Speech Impediment and Thought He Was Born with No Purpose. Things Went Downhill Fast, Until He Raised a Glow Stick Over His Head—Seriously”

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2	2 Vote	When This Marine Left He Was Born With No Limbs
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1	1 Vote	He's Diabetic and Can't Run, Until He Raised a Glow Stick Over His Head—Seriously
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1	1 Vote	Andy Dick Arrested After He Was Born With No English Equivalent
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1	1 Vote	Last Summer He Was Born With No Limbs