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“A Distant Friend Asked Me to Describe My Genitals Over Text”
Daniel Mallory Ortberg — December 6, 2018
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A Distant Friend Asked Me to Change the Entire Show, So Get Ready for a New Cure for Chronic Pain
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The 3 Words Their Pets Would Use to Describe My Genitals Over Text Messages