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“According to his owner, "He constantly thinks the screen door is closed, so we have to pretend to open it for him to come inside."”

2	2 Vote	When You Have to Pretend to Be Jewish Together
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Admits He Thinks the Screen Door Is Closed, So We Have to Make Money Somehow