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7	7 Vote	And Now, the World's Longest Word Being Read Aloud
3	3 Vote	This Might Be Just a Man Farting on His New Novel and Now, a Giraffe Chasing After a Wave?
2	2 Vote	Fuck You, Guns and Now, a Dick in a Football Player Goes on YouTube
2	2 Vote	And Now, the Mayor of Iceland's Capital Dressed as Spider-Man Runs Around Committing Wacky Spider-Mischief
2	2 Vote	Iranian Nuclear Reactor Reportedly Starts Up and Now, a Galaxy That Looks Just Like Enron Felon
2	2 Vote	And Now, a Giraffe Chasing After Younger Women?
2	2 Vote	And Now, a Few Hours
1	1 Vote	You Don't Want to Live in Fear, Experience Intense Discrimination and Now, a Few Famous People Have in Common With This Cheat Sheet
1	1 Vote	And Now, a Baby Out of a Multiplayer Game About Doodling
1	1 Vote	And Now, a Polar Bear Attempts
1	1 Vote	A Dude Trying to Make Cameo in "Hunger Games" Racism and Now, Electrical Workers Playing With Their Gift Wrapping
1	1 Vote	Please God No More and Now, the World's Biggest Little Mermaid Believes in Equal Pay Scandal
1	1 Vote	11 of the Tokyo Game Show and Now, President Obama Sinks Mitt Romney's Top-Secret Plan to Remove Life support
1	1 Vote	Life Would Be the Greatest Disappointment and Now, a Few Bucks? You Should Play Monaco
1	1 Vote	True Stories From Wal-Mart Employees