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“Luigi Sucks Up The Competition 'Smash Bros.'”

5	5 Vote	Luigi Sucks Up the Flavor of a Seal
2	2 Vote	Luigi Sucks Up the Bali Climate Conference, Literally
1	1 Vote	Willow and Oz Are Hanging Out Again, Might Hit Up the Competition Smash Bros. Title
1	1 Vote	Luigi Sucks Up the GOP Chairman
1	1 Vote	Luigi Sucks Up the Best, Most Murderous Mascot Ever Wonder Woman Movie (Now With Bonus Rage)
1	1 Vote	Luigi Sucks Up the Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret: In Which Todd Accidentally Learns a Secret Marriage
1	1 Vote	Luigi Sucks Up the Great Gatsby
1	1 Vote	Luigi Sucks Up the Molotov Cocktails?