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“Elton John Is Not Having the Emmys' Gay Bullshit”

9	9 Vote	Elton John Is Not Deadly 1	1
4	4 Vote	Not Having Sex With Second Underage Boy
3	3 Vote	Elton John Is Not About No Gay S**t!
2	2 Vote	Celebrities Having the Emmys Gay Bullshit
2	2 Vote	Safe Sex Means Not Having the Emmys Gay Bullshit
2	2 Vote	Luke Cage Is Even Harder Than Having the Emmys Gay Bullshit
2	2 Vote	Elton John Carmack
2	2 Vote	The World Ends on Friday, Men Will Regret Not Having the Emmys Gay Bullshit
2	2 Vote	Breaking: Obama Starts Having the Emmys Gay Bullshit
2	2 Vote	Dear World: You're Not Having the Emmys Gay Bullshit
1	1 Vote	The Cher Show Finale, With Elton John Is Doing Very, Very Fergalicious
1	1 Vote	Elton John Is Not Recommended Reading
1	1 Vote	Elton John Is Not Turned on by a Madman
1	1 Vote	Elton John Is Not Shadow Complex
1	1 Vote	Trump Rules: Miss California Is Not Having the Emmys Gay Bullshit
1	1 Vote	15 Important Tips for Having the Emmys Gay Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Elton John Is Not Okay Nostalgia
1	1 Vote	Elton John Is Not Funny, Except When It Comes to Washington