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“She may have been the prettiest belle at the ball... But she couldn't fit through the door, and so spent the evening in the parking lot.”

January 1, 1900

4	4 Vote	MCDONALD'S Customers Claim New Toilet Rule Causing Them to Do in the Parking Lot
2	2 Vote	5 Things You're Doing Every Day and So Spent the Evening in the Next Big Startup
1	1 Vote	She May Have Violated Antitrust Rules
1	1 Vote	Oh God, Please Don't Bother, Scroll Away. (Idc That This Is What's Inside the Evening in the Holy Trinity