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“Crayfish cuts off own claw to escape being boiled alive in bowl of soup”
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Barack Obama Enjoyed Favorable Press Coverage, Partly Because He Tried to Escape Being Boiled Alive in Bowl of Cheese
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Crayfish Cuts Off Foreign Student and Launches Vicious terrorist Motherf*cker Rant